The Return of Yorick in an Awkward Year
Dear Congress, Bacon-Lovers, and All Others Who Enjoy Pork,
The staff of Yorick emerged from our doomsday bunker unscathed, finding that our native country had barely survived running over an oddly placed cliff.
Anyhow, as we promised, we are open for business! Send us your best short stories, poetry, flash fiction, novel excerpts, dramatic scenes (10 pages and under), flavored gametes, and Oxford commas. We want them. We lust for them. We’re the magazine that believes in publishing to a fine standard. Whether that standard is kosher or not, we’ll stand by it with whatever metaphorical legs we possess.
Send your submissions to email@example.com. You probably won’t regret it.
– Alex, Editor-in-Chief